Thus Spake the Gods: Humans Suck (Whoops, I Woke Up a Hedgehog)

One day, the gods spoke, "Children, have ya learned nothing in all your struggles? Yeh all 're the same, and if we don't be teachin' you that, we wouldn't be doin' right by ya." And thus the world was changed. Across the globe, each creature, plant, and object received a kiss from the world itself, gifting each individual with new life. The life energy flowed through them, and awoke that which had been hidden deep inside. The spirits within shone through, altering the bodies they held.

Whoops, I woke up a hedgehog.

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Sunday, June 2, 2019 - 11:00 PM

Whoops, is this plot or something?